Reblog if you want someone to write you a mini-biography in your ask based on what you post.
(via shobaka)
Source: thunder-child
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
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(via mexidoodler)
Source: chickenshit
heat and quartz
Light and Dew
I like this
Caves and Dew
Sounds
Awkward and dirty
Land of Clockwork and Clockwork.
I just. Quality world is quality. There are probably just clocks everywhere.
The world itself is probably just one large clock.P.S. The world is actually Ples’ house.
Blood Wrath.
Sounds accurate.
If I were to have a land, I’d most definitely call it that. Horde only~
Blood and Dew. But eventually, it’ll be back to Blood and Vines.
Source: thatonedave
Source: rulesofagentleman
Internal Anatomy of a Spider (via: Dr. Kent Simmons - Univ. of Winnipeg)
I’ve been studying spiders a long time, and I noticed a few inaccuracies in the picture above. I fixed it for curious parties. Spiders are such fascinating creatures!
^^^^^ My thoughts exactly as I cringed reading the original photo.
Source: rhamphotheca
When your mom puts on her oldies and you know every word
And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
(via lmaogtfo)
Source: welldressedhoodlum
I hate when I finish reading a really good book. It’s kind of like
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
(via lmaogtfo)
Source: thedumbestshitever
The differences between puberty.
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
(via lmaogtfo)
Source: passion4te
Source: comeheregohigh
I’m the type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn’t want to study.
But what if I just really don’t know how to study?
(via lmaogtfo)
Source: my-dear-rowling
God Tiers for All by ~Vengar77
Knight of Night… Kay.
heir of void
i’m already a sagittarius but okay ¯\(ツ)/¯
mage of sight
it’s funny because i already picked page of light for my fantroll
it rhymes
rhyming is funny…………..
Thief of Rage
ooooh, okay yeah I really like that one.
Trundles is Seer of Light OH NEAT that’s like twice she’s been the something of light.
Knight of Earth uvu
Maid of Soul….
AWWW YEAHHHH (Though it sounds kinda lame OTL)
Page of Heart
Honestly, what the fuck?
Source: lumeh
Dear Casey, I will have your fucking babies. One way or a-fuckin’-nother.
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Fuck the man, this is going straight to tumblr, y’all
OMFG. YOU GOT ALL OF THEM.
/downononeknee MARRY ME.
Source: octosmagiccastle
That awkward moment when you’re trying to text someone and the person beside you looks at the screen of your phone.
CAN I HELP YOU?
That awkward moment when you’re on tumblr and porn comes up and you mother walks by.
The awkward moment when you realize that your entire life has been explained by two ‘awkward scenarios’ on tumblr by two people you don’t even know.
(via philosophyof-timetravel)
Source: locktale
